A Funny Apple a Day… Keeps the sad doctor away.

Crazy Blogness Batman!!
Hello world!! (well, in reality probably the only ones reading this is my supportive wife, myself, and maybe a friend or two from facebook) But if you are someone else, welcome welcome! Good to meet you…. my name is Chad.

So here it is, my blog. Yes I am a guy, and no my wife didn't pay me to start this, although she has been kinda hinting/rooting for me to start one.Hopefully this can be a way to get some of my crazzyness out of me so that my wife Jessica's life can be a little.... calmer.

So yeah. Hopefully this blog will actually work out and not turn out like my first blog which can be found at MyEye. Op, guess the wife deleted it. It was a pretty sad blog. Although, it did have a really cool banner that I spent like 4 hours designing. But after that, I only posted one post.

So FunnyAppleDay. I was trying to think of something fun and hopefully catchy. I read online that your name should have a word that summarizes what you are trying to talk about, so I chose “funny”. I then started thinking like “funnyview” or “funnytime” or FunnyNow” etc, etc, and then I thought “FunnyOurDay” and I realized that FunnyOurDay is F.O.D. and I decided that if I could make it F.A.D. like the word "fad", that that would be kind of exciting. So I had to think of a word that starts with “A”. And as you know, ever since preschool, what is the main, king-of-kings, ultimate-supreme, head-honcho “A” word of them all? Apple. I still remember Mrs Dressel in kindergarden.. “A is for apple to eat and to munch yummy.., B is for blue… yadda yadda.” So there you have it. FunnyAppleDay. And that instantly made me think of  “an apple a day, keeps the doctor away.” So why not “A funny apple a day keeps the sad doctor away?” SO corny…. just how I like it.


So since this is the very beginning of my blog, why not talk a little about the very beginning of my life. If I had to choose one word to sum up the first like 7 years of my life, I would probably have to choose the word “Trains!”

If you didn’t know, trains are pretty much the coolest thing ever!! (At least I used to think so.) I lived for trains, I slept for trains, I learned to become potty trained for trains. If I would have become a train conductor back then in my 4 year old prime, I would have died of excitement. Literally died.

Man, if I had to go to the kitchen for whatever reason, I didn’t walk, I rode my train. When I didn’t get to watch Barney in the morning and life was just sucking, man…. I would jump on my train and set off for a 30 minute ride going around and around in circles on my track in the living room just taking in the breeze and feeling the rush of that sweet 1.1 MPH wind against my face without a care in the world till I got my senses back to me.


Well welcome aboard the FunnyAppleDay train. If you feel it’s the latest F.A.D. ha ha ha, then I hope you follow me. With me as the conductor and you at my caboose, hopefully we can ride through life a little happier and keep that sad doctor away.


Here is a daily apple joke:

     Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

Ha ha ha. LOL. See ya later.

-Chad H